Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Randomize
