How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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