mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
it was like eating out sand paper
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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