Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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