Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
The uberlube is also flammable
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
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If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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