wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
A bitchslap is in order.
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