Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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