I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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