she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Randomize
