it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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