Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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