i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
The ass gains better be worth it
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