Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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