i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
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