Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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