just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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