Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
drinking out of a sandbucket again
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Randomize
