those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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