would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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