Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
