I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
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