just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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