It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
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