dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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