I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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