So drunk its hurt
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
i need some magic done to my vagina
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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