ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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