Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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