Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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