Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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