People in love make me want to vomit
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
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