remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Randomize
