had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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