I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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