Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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