we made out on top of his cat.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
Randomize
