You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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