he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I feel like death gave me a hand job
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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