..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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