i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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