She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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