Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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