He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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