your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
im drinking this country out of the recession.
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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