I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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