do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
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