i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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