that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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