Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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