Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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