Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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