she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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